January 2011
Bakit ka nga ba single?
akosiminminmin:
1.Masyadong mataas ang standards mo. Ibaba mo kasi ng konti. 2. Hindi ka lumalabas ng bahay. 3. Baka naman kasi losyang ka! 4.Baka naman sadyang torpe lang yung para sa iyo o ikaw ang torpe. 5.Baka naman sobrang tapang mo. o kaya ka single kasi may hinihintay ka?
“I want a boy who will tell me when I’m being...
I'm such a girl.
voulez-vous-coucher-avec-moi:
I hate sweating.
Physical activities are just not my thing.
I do my nails all the time, and my toes.
Burping & Farting is nasty.
I’m on a diet.
I have insecurities.
I care about what people think.
I always do my makeup no matter where I go.
I dress up to go to school to impress.
Boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys.
I cross my legs often.
I have...
When someone asks you when you're going to get a...
jeilyn:
…and you’re just like “I don’t know, I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys that all come sprinting towards me.”
A girl doesn't need to tell you straight up how...
THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOU RAN ACROSS YOUR EX...
sheamnessy:
you’re like : SHUT UP BITCHES !
Pestilence: If I Would be the President of the... →
thechamillionaire:
if a person/family brings a child while riding a motorcycle, i will impound the vehicle.
cut off a guy’s penis if ever they got caught urinating in public.
imprison people for a 6 mons to 1 year if caught throwing trashes in the lake/sea/canal/anywhere.
kill people selling drugs.
cut off…
I want a late night adventure.
michellexann:
I want someone to call me up and say, “I’m outside. Let’s go do something!” I want to go out late at night in my pj’s and my hair all tied up. Maybe drive around. Go to a park and just swing on the swings. Maybe sit in the grass and watch the stars or maybe go to a 24 hour food place and pig out. I just want a late night adventure with people I like to be around. No drama. Nothing...
I fall in love every time. And I don’t really fall in love a lot, but when I do,...
– Katy Perry (via picsandquotes)
Benefits of being short (for a girl)
piyaaatoot:
strawberrytelle:
Trying to find a boy taller than you is not hard at all
Wearing high heels won’t make you look super gigantic
Short girls are cute
Kissing someone who’s taller is cute when you have to stand on your toes
Closer to the ground
Hide and seek is easier for you than tall people
Short people usually run faster
I like being short
i’m short XD
How to keep your boyfriend happy.
amoropiala:
These are the things you should do to make him happy.
Trust in him.
Let him talk to other girls.
Don’t be selfish.
If you know it’s your fault. Then, apologize.
Don’t be boastful.
Don’t be shy in talking to him.
Make funny faces to make him laugh.
Let him sleep on your lap.
Don’t be afraid in telling your parents about him.
And lastly, love him with all your heart.
Kung makapagthank you ka naman sa mga naglike ng...
akosiminminmin:
marieeeelheartsyou:
MISMO! :)))))) HAHAHAHAHHAHAA
ETO YUN EH.
I tell my friends about you. I wonder if you tell...
I really dont understand why:
9 year olds have boyfriends and girlfriends
10 year olds swear
11 year olds kiss and grope each other
12 year olds give oral sex
13 year olds aren’t virgins
14 year olds have their hearts broken
15 year olds are getting wasted
16 year olds are doing drugs
17 year olds are pregnant
18 year olds are emotional wrecks
19 year olds are committing suicide
Tumblr, PLEASE bring back the red notification...
akosiminminmin:
I feel so lost without it.
I FREAKING WANT IT NANANANANANA.